Twitter NG Chapter 1 v 22; From the days of #OccupyNigeria till now, the kingdom of twitter suffereth violence. And only the overlords of violence taketh it by force. Let's get this straight. Twitter, in Nigeria today, is serious business. It's not just twitter anymore. Anyone who says otherwise is either 1. Lying 2. Naive … Continue reading ON TWITTER CELEBRITIES AND OVERLORDS: A MODEST PROPOSAL
ON PRESIDENT BUHARI AND THE RULE OF LAW
Fiat Justitia Ruat caelum- Let justice be done though the heavens fall. Let's make this clear: Nnamdi kanu, Zakzaky, dasuki and others who may have threatened the Nigerian state through their actions and words ought to be prosecuted. Let me also state that i am in total support of president buhari's war on corruption. Every … Continue reading ON PRESIDENT BUHARI AND THE RULE OF LAW
ON THE BEGGING CULTURE IN LAGOS
Every lagosian must have witnessed this scene: a man or woman with teary eyes, defeated mien and a persuasive voice wandering around bus stops or wherever pleading that people "Help them in the name of God". You see, this begging vary in forms and procedures. Some might tell you that they haven't eaten since morning … Continue reading ON THE BEGGING CULTURE IN LAGOS
LOGIC ACCORDING TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES(DPR).A SATIRIC DIALOGUE
[DPR headquarters, Lagos. Office of the Public Complaints Officer] Timi Akegbejo: Good afternoon. DPR Agent: Good afternoon. You can sit down and state the purpose of your visit. Timi Akegbejo: Thank you. I came here on a concerned citizen inquiry. I want to know why you have directed filling stations across Lagos to stop selling … Continue reading LOGIC ACCORDING TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES(DPR).A SATIRIC DIALOGUE
THE UNDISTINGUISHED SENATORS OF THE NIGERIAN SENATE
Titles don't honor men, men honor titles- Nichollo Machiavelli. The Senate of the federal republic of Nigeria has been a mere gathering of comedians, drug barons, looters and political pensioners since 1999. The building remains hallowed, but the occupants have defiled it. This 8th senate led by bukola saraki however appears destined to eclipse all … Continue reading THE UNDISTINGUISHED SENATORS OF THE NIGERIAN SENATE
CHARCOAL IRON, ELECTRICITY AND THE DEVIL
Every reader of this piece must have at one point in their frustrating Nigerian existence experienced this- "A day so chaotic that it would seem all the freaking demons in hell have been assigned to torment you". Factors within and most especially outside your control conspire to disrupt your plans for the day, leaving you … Continue reading CHARCOAL IRON, ELECTRICITY AND THE DEVIL
ON ATM QUEUES IN NIGERIA
A brief history The defunct societe bank generale was the first to introduce ATM service in Nigeria, It was in the year 1989. For those who do not know( I doubt if such category of people read this blog though) ATM means-Automated teller machine. My Observation The average Nigerian must have at one point queued … Continue reading ON ATM QUEUES IN NIGERIA