ON TWITTER CELEBRITIES AND OVERLORDS: A MODEST PROPOSAL

Twitter NG Chapter 1 v 22; From the days of #OccupyNigeria till now, the kingdom of twitter suffereth violence. And only the overlords of violence taketh it by force. Let's get this straight. Twitter, in Nigeria today, is serious business. It's not just twitter anymore. Anyone who says otherwise is either 1. Lying 2. Naive … Continue reading ON TWITTER CELEBRITIES AND OVERLORDS: A MODEST PROPOSAL

ON PRESIDENT BUHARI AND THE RULE OF LAW

Fiat Justitia Ruat caelum- Let justice be done though the heavens fall. Let's make this clear: Nnamdi kanu, Zakzaky, dasuki and others who may have threatened the Nigerian state through their actions and words ought to be prosecuted. Let me also state that i am in total support of president buhari's war on corruption. Every … Continue reading ON PRESIDENT BUHARI AND THE RULE OF LAW

LOGIC ACCORDING TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES(DPR).A SATIRIC DIALOGUE

[DPR headquarters, Lagos. Office of the Public Complaints Officer] Timi Akegbejo: Good afternoon. DPR Agent: Good afternoon. You can sit down and state the purpose of your visit. Timi Akegbejo: Thank you. I came here on a concerned citizen inquiry. I want to know why you have directed filling stations across Lagos to stop selling … Continue reading LOGIC ACCORDING TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES(DPR).A SATIRIC DIALOGUE

THE UNDISTINGUISHED SENATORS OF THE NIGERIAN SENATE

Titles don't honor men, men honor titles- Nichollo Machiavelli. The Senate of the federal republic of Nigeria has been a mere gathering of comedians, drug barons, looters and political pensioners since 1999. The building remains hallowed, but the occupants have defiled it. This 8th senate led by bukola saraki however appears destined to eclipse all … Continue reading THE UNDISTINGUISHED SENATORS OF THE NIGERIAN SENATE

CHARCOAL IRON, ELECTRICITY AND THE DEVIL

Every reader of this piece must have at one point in their frustrating Nigerian existence experienced this- "A day so chaotic that it would seem all the freaking demons in hell have been assigned to torment you". Factors within and most especially outside your control conspire to disrupt your plans for the day, leaving you … Continue reading CHARCOAL IRON, ELECTRICITY AND THE DEVIL